Mitch and Cam grasp at straws trying to salvage Lily's birthday party where the most popular girl at school is in attendance, and Haley turns up the seduction efforts with Andy. Phil, you know what really gets my goat? What the hell are you doing here? She used to fly off of bookcases and jump off of swing sets, and now she's trying to protect herself. I'm never taking a bath again! Phil is all in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, even building a whole habitat for them -- no one else is as enthused about this project and Lily is the only one suckered into helping him. So you're the one that's afraid. Writing a paper on President Nixon. Claire You know what really gets my goat? I didn't see you there.
Who were you talking to? No, see, it's not the worst thing in the world that she's actually starting to be cautious. I have a yoga class. Just a woman I m-met inside. The comments are already rolling in! I will start my own show. I noticed that you have a lot of these yoga puns.
This engaging new comedy offers a mockumentary view into the complicated, messy, loving life of three unique families. A life where I don't have to worry about her. Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a bike to work. The one thing we all have in common presidents to postmen, tycoons to teachers, from sea to shining sea! Just put your feet down. If you find any good three-bedrooms in the neighborhood, I'd love to see them. I was wondering if you were gonna be here today.
Lily is nervous about learning to ride a bicycle, and her parents aren't exactly the best teachers. I will be right back. It looks pretty solid to me. You've got to be kidding me. I need you to film this for my show tomorrow.
I'm not just a pretty face people sit on. Mitchell Dunphy and his enthusiastic partner Cameron have just adopted Lily, a precious little baby girl from Vietnam. I I am not going to stand here and let you accuse me of stealing all of those papers! Newly into retirement, Jay decides to get a new hobby - piloting a plane - but the danger puts Cameron into a tailspin of worry. I'm afraid I'll fall because I'm not ready and you forced me, so for the rest of my life, I'll hold it against you. Cam has an accident while forcing Lily to learn how to ride a bike. Boy, she is growing up fast. And pull up your pants! I lost my car keys.
We could talk about anything. In no time at all, you're gonna be a bike rider. I didn't pick up that energy when I was planking you. I thought Periscope was dumb too until people live-streamed Paris attacks and the raids that followed. Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe and get a rude awakening after they realize the competitive wait list to get in. Well, if I could be of any service I don't I don't have any cards. And that you'll get on a plane.
Why wouldn't I get on a plane? You're here two days in a row. We can't raise a child who won't ride a bike or get on an airplane or eat mayonnaise. Elsewhere, Haley and Alex meet up and counsel each other on their boy problems. Like, what would you say were the three most significant ways it changed American politics? Lily is nervous about learning to ride a bicycle, and her parents aren't exactly the best teachers. It's nice but has a lot of stairs. The kids could not be happier, but Phil could not be more frustrated. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
Excuse me, do I know you? Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd invite you into the sometimes warm and sometimes twisted embrace of modern day families. Jay Pritchett met the stunning Columbian Gloria when she bartended in a bikini at the pool party he threw for himself the day his wife left him. Check out what I got! How exciting is this, Lily? Don't you know how to ride a bike? Why am I picturing a bench ad? It was just a little white lie. I have a broken arm, and I can't remember any of my grade-school teachers' names. Meanwhile, the family are also preoccupied with their own agendas Mitch and Cam determined to make up for their bad caroling performance from last year.
In the meantime, go get those painkillers that they gave you when you twisted your ankle. Only crack I want to see is in the Liberty Bell. Here I am, trying to make America laugh and think, and this hockey puck's coming at me with tired insults. Why are you dragging yours, again? It's at the same time as Joe's Gymboree, right next door. We are lifting our hips towards the ceiling.
Oh, I'm sorry You mean the sanctuary where a man dons his armor in the morning and takes stock of the battle at night?! It's been so overwhelming and so much You know what helps? You also have your mother's mustache. Claire: Ra was very supportive. I'm in my gym clothes. Okay, look, Lily, if you don't want to do this - I don't want to do this. She's too fat for that. There was no paper that week. Season: 7 Episode: 16 Series: Episode Name: Phil hides a secret about his new client from Claire, but Claire has her own secret about her yoga instructor.